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A step by step guide to leaving the house….

First off you’ve got to get your hair sorted, if you haven’t got any borrow some.

Next on the list is to grab some mates (if you haven’t got any borrow some),

Then what you wanta do is line up some tobacco,

This will really get you in the mood.

Your feeling pretty smooth and getting ready to leave the house,

This is the perfect time to have your picture taken.

How you get down the stairs or even get out the door is up to you.

Some get on better than others…

This is where shit hits the wall

and if your not careful the whole night falls into chaos.

#BOOTSTOASSES

But of course you all knew that was going to happen anyway, I don’t know why I bother

LONGMAN

Lima hair cut.

Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Oh, OH wait

“Take of photo of me and Lima looking well gothic”

Have you ever been at the wrong end of someone’s champagne celebration? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ’cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think – you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the German didn’t. Why? Because she had plans of celebrating too.

Had a bit of a halloween / house warming party last night at our new LITW crib. shit got looooosee

we have a dungeon..

Longman

Longman

Pipe Williams Day In The Life from Stolen BMX on Vimeo.

I did shot a sequence of Local, but I haven’t had the time to put it all together. So for now this is what you get.

Happy couple

FOLLOWING

Who doesn’t aim to land in a pile of wank?

LONGMAN