Archive for November, 2011

LONGMAN

A step by step guide to leaving the house….

First off you’ve got to get your hair sorted, if you haven’t got any borrow some.

Next on the list is to grab some mates (if you haven’t got any borrow some),

Then what you wanta do is line up some tobacco,

This will really get you in the mood.

Your feeling pretty smooth and getting ready to leave the house,

This is the perfect time to have your picture taken.

How you get down the stairs or even get out the door is up to you.

Some get on better than others…

This is where shit hits the wall

and if your not careful the whole night falls into chaos.

#BOOTSTOASSES

But of course you all knew that was going to happen anyway, I don’t know why I bother

LONGMAN

Lima hair cut.